Thursday, July 12, 2012

Swingers?

****I need to start off with a disclaimer/information you might not know****
I am a daddys girl! My dad is my best friend.  I am 22 years old and I would rather go hang out with my dad over anybody else.  Sometimes we get weird looks because my dad is a young 43 years old and people think we're a couple sometimes. Hah. That's another story.

I want to start off by saying I did not give Mystery Man enough credit in my mind.  He is such a cutie.  I knew what he looked like but when I got to the bar I was like, ooo, what a cutieeee :) BUT, I was not sexually attracted to him.  Which was weird and I tried to change my mind all night but I couldn't make it happen.  ANYWAYS.  I met him at Big Whiskeys, not the same one I went to with Mr. Perfect.  There are three in town and this was a different one.  He was there before me and text me asking what I wanted to drink so it would be waiting for me when I got there.  I got a long island.  Duh.  We aren't strangers to each other so it's not like we had to introduce ourselves.  We had some nice conversations and he finished his dinner (he had ordered before I got there.)  Everything was going good and it wasn't awkward at all.  Even though we have NOTHING in common, which I'm not saying is a bad thing.  We were sitting outside on the patio and it was actually really nice out.  There was only one open table on the whole patio and it was right next to us so eventually it filled up.  It was a couple.  They came and sat down and right away I noticed that they both looked over at us.  Nothing weird, just seeing who they were sitting next to I guess.  I didn't really think anything of it, they were both young and good looking.  We continued our conversation and I kept noticing that the girl kept looking over.  I started to think "what the hell are you looking at" but Mystery Man never noticed so I didn't say anything.  I blew it off but thennn the guy kept looking over too.  I almost said something to Mystery Man at this point but I didn't know what to say really so I just kept it to myself.  Mystery Man was drinking Jack and Coke and a water on the side so eventually he had to use the restroom.  He excused himself and went inside to use the restroom.  Right away the couple looked over at me and the guy got up.  I was trying not to look over but in the corner of my eye I could see him coming right towards our table. Crap! What was he doing!?  He introduced himself and his girlfriend and I guess you can say he put an offer on the table.  He told me that they are at a point in their relationship where they want to explore and they would like to bring someone else into the picture.  He said his girlfriend was attracted to me and he thought I was sexy, specifically my long brown hair and tan skin. At this point I'm praying for Mystery Man to get back so he can break up this entirely crazy conversation.  The guy says if I am interested to go to the bathroom and his girlfriend will follow me and give me more details.  He assures me they are just normal great people looking for a good time, tells me to have a good night and goes back to his table.  Not two minutes later Mystery Man comes back through the door and at this point I had a million things going through my mind.  Nothing like that has ever happened to me.  This is the kind of stuff you hear about on the internet or in a movie.  I don't tell Mystery Man.  I can't put into words what had just happened so I just keep it to myself.  Now I'm just hoping I don't have to pee the entire time that this couple is here.  I order another long island and this one goes down quick.  I look up after slurping down my drink and I see my dad.  I just smile and laugh.  Mystery Man says hi, and actually knows my dads name because they met the night that I met Mystery Man because my dad was there at the bar with me! AH!  My dads phone was broken.  I hadn't talked to him all day because there was no way to get a hold of him.  I guess my dad had called my sister and she told him where I was.  So he just decided to stop by and see if we were there on his way home.  HAH.  Could this night get any more weird?  I'm sure it could have, but I had enough for one night.  My dad didn't stay long, he just wanted to say hi and not long after he left we decided to leave as well.  Mystery Man walks me to my car, we hug, I thank him for the drinks and we part ways.  I get in my car and I just start laughing.  I text my best friend right away and told her everything and then head home.  I wasn't even home for five minutes  and I get a phone call.  It was Mystery Man.  He said he had forgotten to tell me he was going to the lake this weekend and wanted to invite me.  I already have a birthday party and wedding that day so I told him I couldn't.  I'm so glad this night is over.  WEIRD. AHHH!!

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